the-goddamazon:

OH MY GOD

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

jpgay:

when your parents break a promise

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snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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